Dad and I wrote this song in the Findhorn Valley. Sung to the tune of Doe, a deer.
Stag, a deer, a male deer,
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Rain, water from the sky,
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Measles, a disease I caught from you,
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Fart, it comes out from my bum,
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Soggy is my snot-filled handkerchief,
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Lovely is my snot-filled handkerchief,
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Teat is what you get milk from,
That will bring us back to stag, stag, stag, stag...